Republicans Anonymous

Maybe this guy found some original scripts for Kelly's Heros or Three Kings?

ATTN: DEAR FREIND,

I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT BASED ON MY PRESUMED RELIANCE, AFTER GOING THROUGH A BRIEF PROFILE OF YOUR COMPANY HERE IN THE IRAQ CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND TRADE DIRECTORY BOOK. I AM Brig General Charles Bauman,DIRECTOR.IN CUSTERBATTLES SECURITY COMPANY BASED IN GULF REGION. AND I AM CONTACTING YOU TO ESTABLISH THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU IN BENEVOLENT SPIRIT AS TO ENHANCE IMMEDIATE RESOLUTION TO AN OPPORTUNITY RIGHTLY AT HAND.HERE IS OUR WEBSITE:
(WWW.CUSTERBATTLES.COM) FOR MORE DETAILS.

IT WAS MORE LIKE A DREAM WHEN I DISCOVERED SOME BOXES INTERCEPTED BY ITALIAN MILITARY ATTACHE WHO WAS ATTACKED AND SHOT DEAD AT THE BAGHDAD AIRPORT NAME NICOLAS CALIPARI
YOU CAN CATCH THE FULL DETAIL OF THE NEWS BELOW:
(www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/03/09/italy.sgrena/ - 57k)
THESE TWO (2) GIGANTIC TRUNK BOXES WAS INTERCEPTED AT IRAQ SEA PORT IN THE EARLY HOURS OF 20TH AUGUST, 2004 IN THE ATTEMPT TO SHIP THE BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, SUBSEQUENTLY THE OWNER WHOM ACCORDING TO OUR INVESTIGATIONS BELONG TO SADDAM HUSSEIN. ALSO, AS A MATTER OF FACT THAT THIS FORMER IRAQ PRESIDENT ACCORDING TO OUR INVESTIGATION FACING CHARGES OF LOOTS AND HUMAN-RIGHT ABUSES IN IRAQ.

AFETR DUE INVESTIGATIONS AND CLEARIFICATIONS, I HAVE DECIDED TO OWN THESE BOXES WHICH IS ALREADY UNDER MY CARE IN SECURITY VAULT FOR SAFE KEEPING, THE CONTENT WHICH I CANNOT DISCLOSE NOW FOR SECURITY REASONS TO OURSELVES. SINCE I HAVE EARLIER DECIDED NOT TO OFFCIALLY ANNOUNCE THIS INTERCEPTION FOR OBVIOUS REASONS,

I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL BE SUPRISED TO KNOW THE CONTENT OF THESE BOXES. HOWEVER, THE RECENT REPORTS ABROAD AND ON THE INTERNET ABOUT THE FROZEN BILLIONS OF BRITISH POUND STERLING USA DOLLARS OWNED TO THE SADDAM HUSSEIN WILL CONVINCE YOU. YOU CAN CONDUCT A SEARCH ON; SADDAM'S LOOT THROUGH GOOGLE SEARCH (GOOGLE.COM).
I URGENTLY NEED TO PRESENT YOU TO THE SECURITY VAULT AS THE OWNER OF THOSE BOXES IN ORDER TO ASSIST ME TRANSFER THESE BOXES AND THEIR CONTENTS OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY
MEANWHILE, I AM ONLY SENDING THIS PROPOSAL TO ASCERTAIN YOUR INTEREST AND ONCE POSSITIVE RESPONCE IS RECIEVED FROM YOU, ASSURING ME OF YOUR UTMOST COOPERATION, SINCERITY AND CONFIDENTIALITY, I WILL PROCEED TO FURNISH YOU WITH ALL DETAILS AND HOW WE INTEND TO CARRY OUT THIS RISK FREE TRANSACTION WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY.

THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COOPERATION
KINDLY CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE BOX BELOW
(general_baumann99@************)

Brig. General Charles Baumann

First Rule of the Internet:

Don't trust people lacking basic spelling and grammar skills whom you've never met that tell you an obviously criminal conspiracy is "risk free."

Second Rule:

For fun and geek points, use ARIN to check the originating IP address of suspect e-mails. This appears in the "internet headers" that Microsoft Outlook doesn't display unless you push the right buttons.

It won't necessarily tell you who actually composed the e-mail, as spammers sometimes write viruses letting them send stuff from unguarded victims' computers. It will tell you where the e-mail DIDN'T come from in the case of phishers, etc.

Besides, given Custer Battle's reputation it is doubtful they would need any help on something like this...